(Update 12/15 3:10pm): Apple has now officially named Goat Simulator the App Store’s new Free App of the Week.

Everyone’s favorite (completely not realistic) sim is now on sale for iOS: Goat Simulator. It can be downloaded for free directly on the App Store for the very first time. You take control of a goat a wreak all-out physics-based madness on just about anything you come in contact with. It’s fantastic in all the ways, especially when it’s free. More details below.

Goat Simulator is a completely stupid game and, to be honest, you should probably spend your money on something else, such as a hula hoop, a pile of bricks, or maybe pool your money together with your friends and buy a real goat.

iOS Universal: Goat Simulator: FREE (Reg. $5)

Here is the latest Free App of the Week, along with DuckTales for just $1 and rare price drops on The Amazing Spider-Man.

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Goat Simulator is the latest in goat simulation technology, bringing next-gen goat simulation to YOU. You no longer have to fantasize about being a goat, your mobile dreams have finally come true!

Gameplay-wise, Goat Simulator is all about causing as much destruction as you possibly can as a goat. It has been compared to an old-school skating game, except instead of being a skater, you’re a goat, and instead of doing tricks, you wreck stuff. more! When it comes to goats, not even the sky is the limit, as you can probably just bug through it and crash the game.

DISCLAIMER

Goat Simulator is a completely stupid game and, to be honest, you should probably spend your money on something else, such as a hula hoop, a pile of bricks, or maybe pool your money together with your friends and buy a real goat.

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